Next Naughty Event

The next Naughty, "Bachelors and Bachelorettes!", will take place on SATURDAY, May 10, 2008, at our favorite undisclosed location south of Market. As for the theme, well first of all let us say that it's been inspired by a pair of real-life bachelor/ettes who will be celebrating their last days of before imminent (and eminent) matrimony: San Francisco's beloved Malcolm and his lovely bride-to-be, Zille.

And we're going to help them send off their pre-nuptual selves with a bang — and a whimper — and a moan — and the crack of a whip — and the sting of a lash &mdash and, well, we're getting ourselves pretty hot and bothered so we're going to leave the rest of it to your naughty, naughty imaginations.

Ah, bachelor(ette) parties... There's a certain something about them. There's a look in the eye of the feted that's quite a bit more wild and hungry than one normally sees - a certain frantic, desperate casting about of the eyes in search of that one final fling before settling down. Will they resist temptation? Or will they give in one last time? Who would you like to be in this scenario? The bachelor who's just been presented with an offer fully sprung from a cake? The bachelorette with her girls and her veil out for a night on the prowl who's in search a little final trouble? The temptress who sees the opportunity for a bit of forbidden, but no-strings-attached debauchery? The stud who gets to give her a night she'll always remember ... and perhaps leave her doubting her obligation?

Pick your part and come ready to be the forbidden fruit — or take it.

This event will have all the naughtiness you've come to expect: rooms to snuggle, dungeon equipment DM'd by the dominant and debonair Stefanos, friendly, flirtatious bartenders serving a decadent selection of standard and historic cocktails. Shatter will be spinning in the main room and we will also have a second dance floor in the theater with music courtesy of Malcolm's and Zille's choice DJ's.

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From the people who've brought you Slick, SIN!, Debaucherama, and Five Days of Fetish, it's time to get Naughty!

Your Naughticians,

Unkle Paul & Random