So you want to come to Naughty...

Okay, so you are a single man, and you'd like to attend Naughty. How can you make this happen?

Before we get into that, let's make it clear what Naughty is and is not. So go read the faq and then head back here, where we'll clarify some more. Okay, first of all, Naughty is not a sex club. It is not a place to hook up with strangers for a quick fuck.

In its essence, Naughty is first and foremost a cocktail party with a nightclub DJ'd dance floor and a number of cozy spaces to socialize in. That's not to say that sex doesn't happen at Naughty; it just primarily happens among people who are already pretty well acquainted with each other. In other words, hitting on strangers for sex at these events simply doesn't work.

So, do you still want to come to Naughty? Okay, well, the easiest way to gain preapproval is through the endorsement of a well-respected member of the scene. Where do I meet these people, you may ask? The easiest way to meet them is through Bondage A Go Go. BAGG, as it is known, is a weekly nightclub held every Wednesday night in San Francisco at the Glas Kat. Most of our regulars are also regulars there, and it's the first stop for many in getting to know the scene and its people.

The only other way to get in our good graces is to convince us that you both know how to dress and behave appropriately. Email us and demonstrate your knowledge of the scene. Be conversant in the language we speak. Tell us of your similar experience. We may take a chance on you, but your chances are much less likely than if you've made yourself known to the local scene by getting involved at BAGG or something similar.

Why all the fuss? Because we love our clientele and we want them to continue to love us. We can't tell you how fast word would get around if we didn't care about the comfort and safety of our people. To truly let your hair down, you have to feel safe. And with strangers breathing down your neck and generally not respecting either your space or your wishes, that simply isn't going to happen.

So either arrange to have someone we know and respect make introductions or email us here with your bona fides. We will attempt to respond to every respectful email, but if you do not get a reply, it is simply because we are either not interested or feel that you have not paid attention to this message and feel no need to repeat ourselves.

Last but not least, we are sorry if the tone of this message has seemed a bit strict and forbidding, but as we've said, our existing clientele are of primary importance to us, and if you, through your efforts, end up as part of our clientele, you will be as well.

-The Naughticians